I ordered a vegetarian sampler (pictured above, priced at $9.99) which I have nothing but love for. My daughter ordered an overpriced kid's grilled cheese with bacon at $8.49. But since my daughter is a budding food critic, I will just use her quotes for the rest of this post.
"Who makes bacon like this? It's so soft."
"How come they don't serve potato bread here?"
"Why do they have butter knives on the table, but they don't even give you any bread with butter?"
"This place is decorated all wrong. Why do they have a stuffed animal tiger over there?"
"Plus, they are so slow. They keep forgetting my soda."
"Next time you come to this place, leave me at home."
P.S. Of course, this is all tongue-in-cheek. I plan on going back to Zorba's again, and again. There were no wrong notes in my plate, and I appreciated its simplicity and freshness-- qualities that go hand in hand.